Sunday, March 30, 2008

Both In and Out of Sight

There is an enormous storm on the horizon.

My Dreams are Far Too Vivid

Fal lick. oh Yes.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

De-buu-ZYAY

"I like nature but I think Daffiodils seem a little too contrived." says a Flowershop Customer. Oh My Word...What do I say??...
"It's nature & cultivation that supplys demand."
I have a headache.

I'm drunk drunk drunk at The Gardens & The Graves

For Less than 1$ per day, the cost of a Late,...YOU CAN save The BiPolar Bears!!

Earth Hour

March 29, 2008. 8-9:00p.m. Pacific Standard Time. I am such a square, I missed Earth Hour. I absolutely support the concept! I will do my own Earth Hour tomorrow, I promise.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Translink has the worst customer service in the universe

I had the worst experience with a translink employee yesterday.
And there is this story...
SkyTrain attacker sentenced to eight years
Updated: Thu Mar. 27 2008 14:18:26ctvbc.ca
The man convicted of a string of violent attacks on women near two Vancouver SkyTrain stations in 2006 was sentenced to eight years in prison on Thursday.
Less thirty months credit for time served, Frank Siniscalchi will serve another five and a half years. The Crown had asked for a ten year sentence.
The 38-year-old former hospital worker and father of three was convicted of five accounts of robbery in January 2007 for attacks near the 29th Avenue and Nanaimo Street SkyTrain stations. Siniscalchi attacked five Chinese-Canadian women between December 2006 and January 2007 with a metal bar.
Defence lawyer Philip Scarisbrick said Siniscalchi has received death threats in jail.
"He's been told by inmates that when he gets to the federal system he'll be killed," he said. "How true that is, how realistic that is, I don't know. But I'll be writing to the federal authorities to warn them of that."
One victim suffered permanent brain damage as a result of the attack, and the outcry from the community was widespread. A major petition campaign was launched to increase security at SkyTrain stations.
Siniscalchi offered a tearful apology to the victims of his crimes in court on Wednesday and said he was driven to commit the crimes because of an addiction to crack cocaine.
Scarisbrick added the case is bizarre, given Siniscalchi was previously an exemplary citizen and family man.
Watch CTV News at Six for a full report with Dag Sharman

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Devils in the Details

OUT OF PRINT. 114 pages. Take two madmen, give them their complete freedom, and this is what you get: / An introduction by Tim Powers / That Good Night, an original story by Tim Powers / The Devil in the Details, an original story by James P. Blaylock / 50 Cents, a brand new collaboration by the duo / An afterword Mexican Food by James P. Blaylock (printed in a separate chapbook dut to printing error). Limited to 1250 copies. Dust jacket and interior illustrations by Phil Parks. Each story will feature a two-color illustration by Phil Parks
This version of the proverb often implies that the details might cause failure. A more positive version is “God is in the details,” a saying often attributed to the architect Le Corbusier ((luh kawr-buu-ZYAY) A twentieth-century French architect and city planner known for designing buildings with unusual curves and unconventional shapes.).

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

You love gives me such a thrill
But your love won't pay my bills
I want money

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

I Cut My Tooth

Have You ever been kicked under the table because of something you've said?? I have on many occasions. One should be honest I think.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Monster Mash

RADIO ADS: Drinking and driving, Kidney Foundatiuon, Dental Health, and Mosaic Wine.
In that order.
Super hits!!~
Wolf ManJack good for your Sacraillic!
Moma Mia!!
More good than bad.
I have the pleasure to be in the company of THE BEST DOG IN THE UNIVERSE!! Roo Dog is fucking hilaroius!! Dog spit and Smiles make the world go round. Tis True.

What (unintentional) Collection??~


While looking for a Kitchen utensil I discovered a beercap mine.

Truly Unfortunate

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While she's deceiving me
I cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
'Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid
Of the guy in shades, oh-no
It kinda scared you
'Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no
Oh, I say I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at nightI say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to youI wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
So the local Music video program mentioned that this song is about an un-named totalitarian nation. The Jury is still out on the lyrics, but the video may certainly be a bit biassed.
And...This one always baffled me, Born in the USA written and performed by Bruce Springsteen. Is a sad song of a man who was destroyed by war. Interesting.

Magnificent Magnolia

There is most definitly alot of "energy" in this city. When so many people, cars, electronics, etc. are condenced into one small area there is going to be much "energy". When I first moved to VanCity I had a hard time getting over how intense it is. There is always something going on, everywhere, at every moment...it seems. I have learned how to tune out 75% of what goes on around me. The 25% I do pay attention to is Traffic and Flora.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Mania

I can't help it from happening. It begins.

My Ham Has Too Much Testosterone

HAPPY EASTER

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

I Will Not Let Any One Thing Control Me

So here is my collage...and SHOCKINGLY I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Bob looked at it and said "whats with the diamond"... umm that's your nickname...and other things. It's not that I really want to be married...I just want to know that I am marriable, and only I can do that. Makes sense in my head. Bobby is an amazing Man. Thats what I got from this project. "Don't fuck it up."

Balance

I am in serious need of some balance. Things are definatly off. I need some inspiration. Am I defined by My job, realationship, home, car, friends, family, drugs/medication, style, passions. I am defined by how I deal with all. I feel ill.

Monday, March 17, 2008

I'm Sorry But You CAN NOT PARK YOUR CART IN THE HALLWAY!

For Serious.

Wishing All My Irish Friends Painless Hangover and Medication for Black Eyes!!~

It always goes the same way..."Hi...I would like to buy these Plants, however, they have Aphids...do you think I could get a discount??". Generic Garden Center Attendant A always gets defensive and says "there are no Bugs!!!" I say "Look." Then they offer to spray them with pesticides cause that will "cure the Problem". And I ask them to please not spray them any more and I will take care of them. It's not an issue of time for me, it's an issue of Plant Heath and the waste invovled with My Industy.
I can not wait to start a west coast whole sale interior plant green house.
Too Much Waste.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Treat all your Contact as Equals

Socrates asked more question than he had answers.

I Fucking hate Everything & Everyone in the Universe

I am in my Uterus and in my PMSing...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

I am


I am in my head and in my understanding

I am in my eyes and in my perception

I am in my ears and in my listening

I am in my nose and in my smelling

I am in my mouth and in my tasting

I am in my neck and in my numbing

I am in my shoulder and in my bearing

I am in my arms and in my reaching

I am in my joints and in my relating

I am in my back and in my standing

I am in my lungs and in my breathing

I am in my heart and in my Loving

I am in my guts and in my feeling

I am in my bowles and in my forgiving

I am in my loins and in my urning

I am in my legs and in my walking

I am in my knees and in my praying

I am in my feet and in my grounding

I am in my skin and in my touching

I am in my flesh and in my touching

I am in my blood and in my living

I am in my bones and in my strength.

Why do I let You make Me cry!~

At therapy today all I could think about was having a beer. More than once I thought..."this would be a good place to talk about this...". But I didn't. I feel you have to be careful what you tell to whom. Sometimes things can be misconstruded...and before you know it you are in Rehab or on Suicide Watch at the local hospital.
Perhaps if I would have talked about this issue I would have not got the assignment to make a collage. A collage. I knew she was going ask me to do that again. I'm sorry but I am so over construction paper and white glue. However, I am open minded and I will try something once then make a decision. The interesting thing is I will probably learn something from this lesson.

Monday, March 10, 2008

The Bronze Medal is definitly not for Posing.

I just had the best weekend in Whistler with Two of My Childhood Friends. I miss all the Ladies I grew up with.
FRIENDS
Here today
Gone tomorrow
But those that stay
stay forever.
You think it'll last
But years in the future
It's part of the past.
Friends are true
they really care
through the good times, bad times their always there.
Friends tell and share
they laugh and joke
they love and care.
So when they leave
Don't say goodbye
Say "Until Next Time".

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I Think He Is Already Here...just sayin'


jeff says:
it's all , but it is lightly snowing outside...how is everything out west
Miss Behavin' says:
good ...I have to drive to Whistler this weekend and I dont want to die in the mountains
jeff says:
hhahha i will say a prayer or two for ya.. and by the way it just shrimp not shrimps...you don't have a school of shrimps, it a school of shrimp ...right!!
jeff says:
and about that spider bite...very strange photograph...
Miss Behavin' says:
HAHAHAAHAH....I knew I was right about shrimp!!!
jeff says:
exactly
jeff says:
are you going snowboardin or wimpy skiing
Miss Behavin' says:
whats wrong with the photo??
jeff says:
look at it from a prespective of never seeing the picture...look at it and ask yourself .......is in the ground on the left i'm at a loss of words...
Miss Behavin' says:
right....
Miss Behavin' says:
Hey...!!~

You have just sent a nudge.

jeff just sent you a nudge.

Miss Behavin' says:
I have to write something on my blog...and I'ma t a loss
Miss Behavin' says:
what should I write about
jeff says:
....ok.....
Miss Behavin' says:
be my muse
Miss Behavin' says:
K...What did you learn today??~
jeff says:
how the silly americans might have a woman running thier country
Miss Behavin' says:
OOOOOHHHHHH NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Miss Behavin' says:
So my blog will be about sexisum!
Miss Behavin' says:
And...I am not bloging about American politics..I was just talking this moring that I am so board with it
jeff says:
and now matter how cute the girls might be thier still stupid as fuk!!...or i guess the one i'm training...ok now about your comment ..it has/had nothing to do with she a women maybe you should right on how some ladies think that most men are sexist just for mentioning a "women" no offense if any taken!!
jeff says:
don't matter to me if a lady is running it just has never happened in the history of the americans
Miss Behavin' says:
do you think a woman could run a country??
jeff says:
has it ever happened on any continent a lady in power
jeff says:
in nowaday times
Miss Behavin' says:
It Has Happend in Mnay Countrys
Miss Behavin' says:
what are you talking about??
jeff says:
i guess i don't really know
Miss Behavin' says:
Am I talking to Jeff??
jeff says:
hahha ya it'
Miss Behavin' says:
why do you sound like such an ass
Miss Behavin' says:
no offencse
jeff says:
is me here just being silly and smokin for the first time since after work today
jeff says:
i dunno
jeff says:
new medication
Miss Behavin' says:
Yes...I love new Medication
Miss Behavin' says:
As Well
jeff says:
they took away my inhaler/ discontinued it
Miss Behavin' says:
Tis fine
jeff says:
and guess why those sons of bitches
Miss Behavin' says:
wehy
jeff says:
because it's an aerosol spray and it hurts the environment... bunch of b.s. eh!!
Miss Behavin' says:
really??? so what do you have to do now??
jeff says:
a diffeerent aresol spray!! ya it doesn't make sense... and a type of cortizone steriod..!! yikes eh
Miss Behavin' says:
I see
jeff says:
anyways enough of my crazy times s going on over there
Miss Behavin' says:
not much...
jeff says:
but yes i think the hillster could run the country well
Miss Behavin' says:
do you give your concent to me using our conversation on my Blog
jeff says:
of course
Miss Behavin' says:
Thanks
jeff says:
you know i'd give you my ;eft arm if needed,, not my right one though i need that one often!!
Miss Behavin' says:
Thank You Jeff.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

We Are Not They

Now you know how She felt.