Excite A Symbol

Tulipa Foolipa

How do you ever know what your going to get? You don't. Ever. That the excitment, and the anxiety all rolled up in to one fun little package!~

Time is Whatever You Want it to Be

When did Pacific Standard Time become Pacific Daylight time??

Hypochrissy

For some reason I've really been noticing hypocrisy as of late. For example, the tanning salon down the street was packed full of people waiting to get roasted, 6 weeks ago there no one ever in there. I remember a friend of mine who worked in a tanning place that the busest time was spring. Springtime is when the days are getting longer and hence more sun. This makes no sense to me.

I have to be stable to take this medication, but if I was stable I would not need this medication. What the what...?

Conniption Fit

Fucking Bloody 'Ell. Fuck off emotions. I hate you sometimes.

One of those Fucking Days

But this make me so happy!! I can so see me being one of those florist that do this...and being scoffed at by the local Eastern European and/or Gay Male Florists that rule the industry here in Vancouver. I love it, and fuck those that don't. (but I still love you...it's just one of those days).

p.s. I'd love to give photo cred but the site I stole these from didn't have the Florist or Photographer.

Welcome to Crackton

Let me set the scene: A beautiful April afternoon and I was doing some spring cleaning. I noticed a couple of dudes gathering in the driveway of the condo next door. They were all looking around being shifty. Bloody hell. So the truck with the magas pulls up, dude in the hat & bicycle gets in goes for a ride around the block. They wern't even gone 2 minutes, why even drive away if you just going to sit in the same place and smoke the fucking crack? 'Course Spoons scrubbles his way in there. The shithead on the bike starts yelling on his cell phone about $$.

Listen, I truly belive that everyone has the right to put whatever they want in their Own Bodies...just please try to fucking be discreet. You are going on to someone's property and being an asshole. It's rude.