Thursday, February 28, 2008

Total Blackness


black·out /ˈblækˌaʊt/ [blak-out] –noun

1. the extinguishing or concealment of all visible lights in a city, military post, etc., usually as a precaution against air raids.
2. a period during a massive power failure when the lack of electricity for illumination results in utter darkness except from emergency sources, as candles.
3.Theater.
a.the extinguishing of all stage lights, as in closing a vaudeville skit or separating the scenes of a play.
b. Also called blackout skit. a skit ending in a blackout.
4. Pathology.
a. temporary loss of consciousness or vision: She suffered a blackout from the blow on the head.
b. a period of total memory loss, as one induced by an accident or prolonged alcoholic drinking: The patient cannot account for the bizarre things she did during her blackout.
5. a brief, passing lapse of memory: An actor may have an occasional blackout and forget a line or two.
6. complete stoppage of a communications medium, as by a strike, catastrophe, electrical storm, etc.: a newspaper blackout; a radio blackout.
7. a stoppage, suppression, or obliteration: a news blackout.
8. a period during which a special sales offer, fare rate, or other bargain is not available: The airline's discount on fares does not apply during the Christmas week blackout.
9. Radio and Television. a prohibition that is imposed on the broadcasting of an event and has the purpose of encouraging or ensuring ticket sales.
[Origin: 1910–15; n. use of v. phrase black out]

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Spider Fears...Where do they stem from??

This is where it stems from...holy fuck...don't know if you can tell from the picture but that was a huge spider bite. The thing about living on the coast is that things don't die in the winter. So they just keep getting bigger. I rember visiting VanCity a long time ago and I was staying with My friend Sarah (at her place on Adanac St. which happend to be the same place that Bobby lived when I first met him...wierd) and I was laying on the couch when a HUGE HAIRY THING ran accross the living room floor. I thought it was a mouse but it was too quick to be a mouse...then I saw it was a fucking spider. A wolf spider. AAAAWWWWGGGGGslkdjgofiusdgo9ausoghdkghaosdghlsdkhgal. I had no idea spider could be that big or that hairy. I jumped on the couch and tossed my water and tried to catch it but it ran under the couch. I then barricated myself in Sarah's bedroom and put clothes at the bottom of the door and did not sleep a wink.



Friday, February 22, 2008

So Cute I could eat You up with a Spoon

There is no denying that Harvey is the Most Cutest Ever. Ever. And Bell's shoes don't help...they are totally cute too. My teeth hurt from all the Sugar!~

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

I Know This is My 3rd Post Today But...

But is SHRIMPS really plural?? Isn't it just shrimp or am I wrong. There is a commercial that is driving me insane...oh wait...already insane but it really makes me wonder...

For the Sheeple I Shall Speek for Ewe

What what to blog about...lets check the news...
Excessive smoke breaks listed as (an) irritant by 26% in a workplace survey.
A very slow news day, but I do find this intersting. How long does it take to have a smoke? 5 minutes? By law we are allowed 2-15minute smoke breaks and 1-half hour luch break. So techically someone can have 18 smokes in an average 8 hour work day. People in the same workplace position should have the same rights. So do smokers get special privlages? That would be a managment issue. Non-smokers could probably stand outside (away from the cigarette smoke obviously) when the other people take a break...but they don't. I don't smoke (cigarettes) anymore but I so need one after talking about it!~

And on the Menu today for The Roo...Bull Penis!!

Ya, this is seriously a bulls penis dog treat...not sure how I feel about that. My friend Lisa (and Roo's groomer) gave her this treat last time we went for a buff & puff. At least they're not waisting bits from the Bull. Quite honestly I thought a bulls penis would be larger, but I quess you have to keep in mind it is dehydrated. Eeewwwww.

Monday, February 18, 2008