Wednesday, December 26, 2007

"A Tiger with a violent past" was the Six 0'clock news top story

THIS is why we should let Nature take it's course. Wild Animals should not be enclosed. If they are becoming extinct perhaps we need to look at WHY they are becoming extinct.

San Francisco police probe fatal zoo attack
Jim Christie, Reuters
SAN FRANCISCO

San Francisco police on Wednesday investigated whether a Siberian tiger had help in escaping its zoo habitat before it killed a teenager and injured two other people on Christmas Day.
Police told a news conference at the San Francisco Zoo that they were treating the city-run facility as a crime scene. Investigators are looking into whether the tiger, which had mauled a zoo employee last year, had been taunted before its rampage.

Police also indicated they were considering whether someone might have let the 9-year-old tiger, known as Tatiana, out of its exhibit.

Police shot and killed the tiger after it turned toward them as they attempted to divert its attention from one of the injured victims on the ground.

Zoo spokeswoman Lora LaMarca said zoo officials could not comment on how the tiger got out of its habitat, a grotto surrounded by a 15-foot (4.5 meter) moat and 20-foot (6 meter) wall.

"It is an ongoing police investigation and it is still being looked into," LaMarca said.
San Francisco’s medical examiner identified the victim of the fatal attack as Carlos Sousa Jr., 17, of San Jose, California. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

The two other victims, 19- and 23-year-old brothers from San Jose, were reported in stable condition at a San Francisco hospital.

The tiger attacked Sousa in front of its enclosure and the the brothers about 300 yards from it.
The same tiger had injured a zoo worker during a public feeding last December. The zoo made safety upgrades and recently resumed the public feedings.

ChrisMiss

Yellow elevators hurt they eyes of Lizards.
Merry Chrismiss!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Miss

Wake up in the morning with a head like what you done
This used to be the life but I don't need another one.
Good luck cuttin' nothin', carrying on, you wear them gowns.
So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

PornFlakes

I saw the Best Thing today. 2 Contrators...One with Pen and One with blackberry...scheduling an appointment.

Friday, December 7, 2007

A Star in the Face of the Sky

To be an Artist you must take risks.
To be an Entrepreneur you must take risks.
To do both is Terrifying.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Happy Level of Insanity~


I heat up, I can't cool downYou got me spinnin''Round and 'round'Round and 'round and 'round it goesWhere it stops nobody knowsEvery time you call my nameI heat up like a burnin' flameBurnin' flame full of desireKiss me baby, let the fire get higherAbra-abra-cadabraI want to reach out and grab yaAbra-abra-cadabraAbracadabraYou make me hot, you make me sighYou make me laugh, you make me cryKeep me burnin' for your loveWith the touch of a velvet gloveAbra-abra-cadabraI want to reach out and grab yaAbra-abra-cadabraAbracadabraI feel the magic in your caressI feel magic when I touch your dressSilk and satin, leather and laceBlack panties with an angel's faceI see magic in your eyesI hear the magic in your sighsJust when I think I'm gonna get awayI hear those words that you always sayAbra-abra-cadabraI want to reach out and grab yaAbra-abra-cadabraAbracadabraEvery time you call my nameI heat up like a burnin' flameBurnin' flame full of desireKiss me baby, let the fire get higherI heat up, I can't cool downMy situation goes 'round and 'roundI heat up, I can't cool downMy situation goes 'round and 'roundI heat up, I can't cool downMy situation goes 'round and 'round

Thursday, November 22, 2007

When Life gives you Grapes Make Wine

The longer you can survive the more you will learn.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Stop and Drink it Over

Today was disastrous. Mistakes are a learning experience, right? Ya I'm sure I will learn from this, it was only my 2nd big installation. My shrink says I'm too hard on myself. I have high standards. Fucking hell. I'm disappointed in myself. You know when you know that you could have done better.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Computers Make Me fucking Insane


So Bobby felt the need to "update my Computer" and now I can't do anything. EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT!!! I think he does this on purpose! Well...Actually I kinda like the challange. Fucker.
I Love top 40 Radio.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Catatonic

There are an abnormal number of Cats that go missing in our neighborhood. Where do they go?? I never see dead cats on the road? Stolen? Catnapped for food or bait? Don't know but this fucking breaks my heart! A kid should never write a missing poster!

Learning to Live in the Moment

I have discovered this new thing...it's called living in the moment. I never knew that was an option. It is so less stressful and I have discovered I have a fucking amazing life at the moment. Alot of my dreams have come true. They have only become true because I drempt them.

Friday, October 19, 2007

County is the New Hip-Hop

Feel the Rain on Your skin. No one else can feel it for you.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Thursday, September 27, 2007

"Who's Got Something?"

The other day the skytrain broke down at the Chinatown station so I decided to walk down to Hastings to catch the bus. It was about 10:30am, & I was shocked, frightened, & very saddened by what I saw. Everyone knows what goes on in that area & it's is one thing to drive through in your car with the windows up and the doors locked but it was a completely different experience walking down the street alone. I think it should be mandatory for everyone who lives in Vancouver to go down to the lower east side and experience what is going on. I believe that homelessness is a symptom of a larger problem...drug addiction. I must do something to help.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Happy Early Fake Birthday Mr. Callum!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKY!! WE LOVE YOU DISPITE YOUR FLAWS...I MEAN CLAWS!! LOVE YOUR FAMILY!!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

I Dream in Colour Although I Sing The Blues

Only ourselves can free our own minds. Chew on that awhile.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

This City Sure is Getting Stinky!

I went to Mr. Jock Itch's palace today to do maintenance on some amazing specimen plants, and I am so upset! They got their plants at M****n C***k Nurseries and the plants came VERY BADLY INFESTED WITH SCALE!!! Oh my fucking goodness! Anyone in my industry can tell you that one of THE worst things is scale insect on Raphis Palms in interior environments. I can not believe that they sold these plants. Any reputable grower would have noticed this infestation and eradicated it and most certainly would not sell these plants to non-professionals who have no clue. These very large amazingly gorgeous plants were destine to die...in a short period of time! SAD! It is a good thing these people contacted me when they did. Seeing these plants made my plants soul ache.

P.S. I can't wait till the garbage strike is over. This city fucking reeks!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Seriously How Hard Can it Be to Add a Photo to My Profile

Even the Plan-less have a Plan

Man...I so need to clean my apartment. I've spent the majority of the day on the computer doing useless shit just to avoid cleaning! I've checked my Facebook profile a zillion times and googled completely obscure topics...LAME. I haven't smoked weed all week and it is totally affecting the the state of my apartment. I totally get the urge to clean when I am stoned. Who says smoking pot makes you unmotivated. Looking around I have no idea where to start. Super Lame! I think I am going to get beer and go over to Lisa's instead of thinking about it. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Monday, September 10, 2007

No Days for Nights, No Cocaine Cons Just Back where We Belong


This photo is of me and The Roo today at lighthouse park. It is crazy gorgeous outside right now so I totally played hooky from work today and went out and enjoyed an amazing walk with the love of my life and my dog (who is the 2nd love in my life...just so you know).

Saturday, September 8, 2007

That Moment in Time

You know that moment when you c lick send and you see that spelling mistake or notice you forgot the subject line, and there is no possible way to stop the email from being sent. You feel hopeless. Sorry I'm feeling a bit depressed that I don't have today off work and I thought I had. So I am sad. But I'll soon be glad, cause tomorrow off will be WILL BE HAD. Thank you good night.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Save the Bees from Bee Disease!


In the middle of this photo is a bee. I recently read an article that a lot of bees are dieing and the scientists don't know why. They are blaming cell phones. I like that theory. Apparently the cell phone waves are disorienting the bees. Tonight I just saw a news story about a bee disease that is killing 90% of bee populations in some areas. This makes me sad! We must save the bees. Without bees there is no pollination which means no flowers...no veggies...no food and in turn the END OF THE WORLD!

Friday, August 24, 2007

Now is Greater than the Whole of the Past

If every family has drama/trauma why does it feel so personal? Although I strive to be positive I am still so fucking bitter.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Stealing Plants is Wrong and You WILL Go to Hell!

So someone totally stole plants out of the planter that I planted outside Joji's Salon!! (That's a lot of plant words in one sentence!) Anyways...fucking asshole plant thieves! Well, I tried to beautify the Drive...but this will not discourage me! Do not underestimate the power of plants! You jerks take the plants I'll just replace them, you take them again I will replace them again...and again. The plant bandits will be like "wow we hit the jackpot!" They will probably have a nicer garden than mine. Assholes.

Monday, August 6, 2007

I Have Such A Gay Hangover

What a fabulous weekend!! On Saturday we went to watch the Fireworks competition! Thank the stars we knew people who where staying in the Sylvia Hotel and watched from there! There was OVER 1.5 MILLION people on the beaches! For those of you who haven't been it is absolutely amazing! For someone like me who grew up in a town of 12oo people it just blows my mind to see the sea of people! My entire hometown would have been in a 1/2 a block space!

It was one of those moment where I wish I brought my camera...actually it was a moment where I wish had a good camera, I soooo need a new camera, I think mine is hooped. I must get a camera soon it will make my blog much more fun! This weekend was full of perfect camera moments but I got none to share, sad!

Yesterday was full of lots of gay fun! The parade was great and everyone was in such great spirits! And now I need a nap!

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Is It Possible to Fall in Love with a Street?

I think I have fallen in love with the street where I live. I love Commercial Drive! I spent yesterday beautifying a planter in front of jojis(sp?). Everyone was so appreciative of the plants, and friendly, even the Scrublers were pleasant! I had so much fun! East Van Rocks, I say! However, I haven't been by today yet...it could be all trashed.

Friday, August 3, 2007

The Empriss Doth Like the Empire Waist

I cannot wait until this fashion trend is over! Every shirt in every store has an empire waist and they make me look pregnant, I do not want to look pregnant. Maybe it's pregnant ladies that are behind this trend, so they can have a great selections in all the stores.

I'm so excited to be loud & proud this week!! Friends are coming for the celebrations!! HAPPY GAY PRIDE VANCOUER!!

Thursday, August 2, 2007

I Heart You

So Bobby was up bright and early this morning and
on his way to the gym. I didn't want him to know how
hung over I was so I was like...ya sure I'll go with you...I
did about 8 minutes of the elliptical and thought I was
going to fucking die. I think I have gone into cardiac arrest!
The chest pains will not go away! I need a new heart....anyone??

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Oh My

I was considering if I should tell my friends about this...
but seeing as my friends can't even sign in I guess it's a mute point!
Jeff, I'm waiting for your comment!.....

Like a Blog Virgin..A Hit for the Very First Time

First Blog...hummm...I'm scared